How Do Lawyers Sleep At Night Joke

The jury went into the jury room the judge started getting ready to go home and everyone waited.

How do lawyers sleep at night joke. Do lawyers work crazy hours. Let s do a law joke thread to lighten up the home stretch of bar prep. If you can t sleep right at night try a weighted blanket. Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer.

You see i only have room for two to sleep so one of you must sleep in the barn no problem. What do you call a lawyer with an i q. A lawyer and two friends a lawyer with friends. 56913 three friends a rabbi a hindu holy man and a lawyer had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer the farmer said there might be a problem.

A vampire only sucks blood at night. If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family i. I have an offer says satan. Ok you know this is a joke a rabbi and a hindu holy man had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.

Let s do a law joke thread to lighten up the home stretch of bar prep. So they can park in handicapped zones. They set out to find help and came to a farmhouse. The farmer said there might be a problem.

Then they lie on the other. 6367 a rabbi a hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the country when their car broke down. First they lie on one side. What s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire.

How do lawyers sleep at night. Take your foot off his head. He told them that somebody could sleep on his couch but that one of them would have to spend the night in his barn. Department of education consider these sleep quotes as our request for an official time change for school everywhere.

When they knocked at the door the farmer explained that he had only two beds and one of the three had to sleep in the barn with the animal. It s against my beliefs to sleep in the same building as a cow so the rabbi says it s okay i ll sleep in the barn but soon he is back knocking on the door as well saying there is a pig in the barn and i cannot shelter in a building with a pig so the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. The trial was over in about 10 minutes and it was very clear that the defendant was guilty. It was the police chief complaining that he could not sleep.

A short time later there was a knock at the door. You see i only have room for two to sleep so one of you must sleep in the barn. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to the courtroom.